“Drunk pickup lines” are funny or cheesy things people say when they’ve had a few drinks and try to flirt. They can be silly or bold, and often don’t make much sense. But that’s what makes them so entertaining. They’re meant to break the ice, even if they sound a bit crazy or out of place.
We’ve all been there—a little tipsy, feeling confident, and ready to lay down some cheesy lines in the hopes of catching someone’s attention. So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and let’s explore the world of inebriated attempts at romance together!
Classic Drunk Pickup Lines
Many of these lines have become classics, like, “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you,” or “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” While these lines might not always impress, they do make for good stories later. It’s all part of the fun, and in the right setting, a drunk pickup line can turn a regular night into a memorable one.
- Are you a bottle of wine? Because I’m feeling a little buzzed just looking at you!
- Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I take you out for another drink?
- You must be a cocktail, because I’m definitely getting tipsy on your charm!
- Is your name Vodka? Because you’ve got me feeling all smashed up inside!
- I must be plastered, because I can’t stop falling for you!
- Are we on a bender? Because I can’t seem to get enough of you!
- You’re like a strong drink—one sip and I’m completely inebriated by your beauty!
- If you were a shot, I’d definitely take you straight, no chaser!
- I might be a little out of it, but I know a good thing when I see it, and that’s you!
- Are you a party? Because I’m ready to get lit with you!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
- Are you a bottle of wine? Because I can’t stop thinking about you since I walked in.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the VIP section?
Party Pickup Lines
These party pickup lines are crafted to be more than just clever one-liners – they’re meant to spark a genuine connection with someone special, helping you break the ice, and potentially even ignite a romance that will outlast the night.
- You must be the reason the bar’s open, because you just made my night.
- Are you a party? Because I’ve been looking for you all night.
- Even with red eyes, you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve seen tonight.
- I might be drunk, but you’re intoxicating.
- I lost my number, can I have yours before I forget again?
- Are you a dance floor? Because I could see myself falling for you.
- Did you just order a shot? Because you’re taking my breath away.
- I may need a double shot of you before I leave.
- If you’re the DJ, then you just turned my night around.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us dancing together.
- Are you a glass of whiskey? Because you’re smooth and I want another round.
- You look like my next morning regret, but I’m willing to take the chance.
- Are you a hangover cure? Because I think you’re just what I need.
- You must be a bar tab, because I can’t keep my eyes off you.
- I may be seeing double, but you’re still twice as beautiful.
- Are you the reason I’m feeling dizzy, or is it just the drinks?
- Are you a cocktail? Because you’ve got all the right ingredients to make my heart race!
- Do you believe in love at first sip, or should we down another round?
- Are you a shot of whiskey? Because you warm me up inside!
- Is your name Hangover? Because you’re the one thing I can’t shake off.
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw, when I saw you across the bar!
- Are you a bottle of champagne? Because you’ve got me bubbling with excitement!
- Do you mind if I walk you home? My drink is waiting for me, and I wouldn’t want to leave you alone.
- You must be a party, because my heart starts racing every time I’m around you!
- Are you a sake bomb? Because you just blew me away!
- I must be a cocktail shaker, because I’m feeling all mixed up around you!
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to find the bar.
- Are we at a bar? Because you’ve got me feeling tipsy just by looking at you!
- You must be made of gin and tonic, because you’re just my type.
- Is your name dehydrate? Because my heart aches for you after last night!
- Can I buy you a drink, or would you prefer the cash?
- Are you the cure for my hangover? Because just thinking about you makes me feel better!
- Do you believe in ‘hair of the dog’? Because I think you’re just what I need for this headache.
- Is your last name Vodka? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
- Can you help me settle a bet? My friend says angels don’t exist, but I think you just proved him wrong.
- If you were a drink, you’d be top shelf — because you’re classy and irresistible!
Hangover Pickup Lines
- Are you a cup of coffee? Because you’re exactly what I need to survive this morning
- I woke up with a headache, but seeing you made it all worth it
- I might be hungover, but I’m still drunk on you
- Did we meet last night, or are you the best surprise of my hangover
- I forgot what happened last night, but I’m pretty sure meeting you was the best part
- Even my hangover can’t make me forget how cute you are
- You must be an aspirin, because you’re making this headache disappear
- I thought my hangover was the best part of last night—until I remembered meeting you
- If I could remember half as much as I remember your smile, I’d know how great last night was
- This hangover is hitting hard, but not as hard as the way I fell for you last night.
Remember, while drunk pickup lines can be entertaining, they may not always be the best way to make a lasting impression. Enjoy the humor and creativity behind these lines, but approach them with a sense of lighthearted fun!